The Super Bowl is nearly here … and it seems like nearly everyone is gonna be watching … even some of the most high-profile celebs in the clink.

TMZ has heard from a variety of sources how the Menendez brothers, Suge Knight, Joe Exotic and even Harvey Weinstein plan on enjoying the big game.

A source within the California Department of Corrections tells TMZ … Erik and Lyle — along with the rest of their pod — are planning on making prison-style fajitas and pizza … meaning using commissary ingredients.

The menu that day for Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego will be most helpful … since it’s chicken. There is no special meal offered by the DOC for the Super Bowl … like there is on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

We also hear the brothers may have to watch the Super Bowl in Spanish … since their prison yard has bad TV reception — and not all channels come in clearly.

As for Suge … who is at Richard J. Donovan along with the brothers … we hear his plans will likely be to use the chicken for BBQ or just make burritos out of the commissary contents.

Then there’s Joe Exotic … he tells TMZ — via email — he plans to cozy up with his fiancé, fellow inmate Jorge Flores, for the big game … adding, “We will be cooking our own lunch because the BOP is broke and can’t afford a super bowl lunch like they used to because of all the theft and mismanagement.”

Harvey Weinstein’s rep Juda Engelmayer tells TMZ … that the disgraced Hollywood mogul, currently locked up in the infirmary ward at Riker’s Island in NYC, is going to kick back, feel normal and watch the Super Bowl on the TV.

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco are done with award shows and internet reactions to her crying video … leaving critics behind to visit the happiest place on earth.

The “Emilia Perez” star and her music producer fiancé hit up Disneyland together Friday … blowing off the Critics Choice Awards.

Selena’s movie was up for some awards and she had a song from the film nominated too … but that wasn’t enough to keep her from heading to the Mouse House.

The Disney Channel alum has been going through a lot recently … she split the internet over a video of her crying about the ICE raids happening across the country since President Trump took power.

Selena’s musical is stirring up controversy too … so a trip to Disney with her boo comes at just the right time … and they look happy here.

Maybe it’s Benny’s bubble wand … always a good way to spread cheer at Disneyland.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker made it clear the was going to be some scoring off the field … after they were snapped making out Friday night at a Super Bowl bash.

The couple was snapped locking lips at FanDuel’s Super Bowl Party Powered by Spotify … both dressed in black — mouths agape.

Not clear if it was getting as hot and heavy for other partygoers … but among the mix of guests was Anderson .Paak, Dillon Francis, Karrueche Tran, Rob Gronkowski, Flavor Flav, Brianna LaPaglia, Tyreek Hill, Offset, Kayla Nicole, Paul Pierce, Saweetie, Gabrielle Union, Teyana Taylor, and many more.

Also worth highlighting, Jessica Alba made an appearance — TMZ broke the story, Jessica officially filed for divorce earlier Friday from Cash Warren.

Of course … that was not the only rockin’ gala in the Big Easy last night for the Super Bowl … Shaq also put on a massive bash!

The NBA icon held his big bash at Mardi Gras World — about a mile from Bourbon Street — where he once again ruled the DJ booth with sick beats, bumping them for the crowd.

TMZ caught up with Shaq at the party … where he talked ball with us … namely “big man” Mark Williams heading to the Lakers as a center, joining the ranks of LeBron James and now Luka Doncic.