Cardi B is blaming President Trump for some serious wear and tear on the fancy heels she wore to the Super Bowl … and she wants her deported uncle returned to the country as payback.

The “I Like It” rapper says Trump’s presence at Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans created a super tight security situation, which she says forced her to walk a long way in her $3,000 Christian Louboutin heels.

Cardi says Trump and his Secret Service detail resulted in the VIP golf cart transportation courtesy service being cut off early … so she had to walk further than she anticipated, and her red-bottom heels took a beating.

She says the situation made her dislike Trump — even “lesser” than she already did — but she’s got a solution for easing her pain.

Cardi says Trump can make everything right with her … if he pulls some strings to pluck her unnamed deported uncle out of his native country and bring him back to America.

Wendy Williams is going to Miami this weekend for her dad’s 94th birthday — it’s the first time she’s been able to socialize in many many months — and she’ll be spending time with her son, whom she believes took advantage of her financially and triggered her guardianship.

Wendy appeared on Harvey and Mark Geragos‘ podcast, “2 Angry Men,” and they asked her whether it was going to be awkward interacting with her son, Kevin. As Mark noted, Wendy handled it diplomatically — and made it clear she’s looking forward to seeing Kevin.

Wendy talks about the mishandling of her money in TMZ’s new documentary, “Saving Wendy,” which is streaming for free on Tubi. She says her guardianship was launched after her bank, Wells Fargo, noticed a number of hefty unauthorized withdrawals were being made. Wendy believes Kevin and others were behind it. Kevin has said he did nothing wrong.

The doc raises questions about the guardianship and whether it should end, because many believe Wendy is back to her old self.

Wendy will be re-evaluated by doctors, who in the past determined she had Frontotemporal Dementia. Thing is … that condition NEVER gets better — only worse — yet Wendy sounds way better than she did in the Lifetime docuseries which was shot a few years ago.

Marlon Wayans is currently entangled in a gnarly war of words with Soulja Boy … but being the comedic veteran, he’s the one giving out last laughs at the rapper’s expense!!!

TMZ caught up with Marlon in West Hollywood last night and he couldn’t resist an impromptu stand-up roast in Soulja Boy’s direction.

Last month, Marlon ribbed SB a bit for performing at President Donald Trump‘s Crypto Ball, and the “Crank Dat” rapper finally decided to respond this week after releasing his latest album.

Trolling right along, Marlon tells us the beef isn’t Kendrick vs. Drake levels … but he also doesn’t want to bully a two-hit wonder who doesn’t have a chest on his body. 🫣

He and his Wayans Brothers are back in the driver’s seat of the “Scary Movie” franchise they created and Marlon says Soulja Boy just inspired a new character — a “Creth-Head” … a mashup of a crack and meth head.

It might not be for “Scary Movie 6” though, Marlon says he’ll save Soulja Boy until the series completely tanks!!!

If you’re familiar with the Wayans’ spoofs, you already know SB is in for a big-screen hurting!!!

Professional comedian vs. professional rapper … how else was this supposed to go?!?

The pop-up Marlon comedy hour didn’t stop there — Marlon quipped he thought Kendrick’s colorful imagery from his Super Bowl halftime honored Crips, Bloods and nurses.

He loved Serena Williams‘ Crip-walkin’ cameo but still felt there’s a world where Drake can co-exist.

As for Kanye West‘s latest anti-Semitic tirade, Marlon pulled back the jokes a bit and apologized to Jewish people everywhere … like many, he feels The College Dropout is off his rocker.

Just stick to the good meds, Ye!!!