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Zac Brown’s Show Isn’t Satanic Ritual, But Thanks for the Awareness, Church of Satan Says
Church of Satan
Hell No, Zac Brown’s Show Ain’t Satanic …
Stop Demonizing Rockers!!!
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Zac Brown haters are hell-bent on convincing people his show’s Satanic … but, the Church of Satan’s telling people to slow their roll — because they know what the Devil’s rituals really look like!
Here’s the deal … the singer-songwriter played The Sphere in Las Vegas last weekend, and his set was accompanied by some images that sent the righteous souls on social media clutching their crucifixes.
One image rising over the stage was a skeleton with a huge jagged crown towering high above everything … its mouth open in a macabre smile as the Zac Brown Band tore up the stage.
The visuals had concerned onlookers screaming “demonic” … even claiming it was all part of some Satanic ritual … so, we went to the ultimate authority on the topic — The Church of Satan itself.
The Satanic Rev. Jared Mammon tells TMZ … they can confirm the concert in question was not a Satanic ritual — and, they know because the church still hosts some, which you can find on YouTube … if you’re old enough for age-restricted content, that is.
His Unholiness tells us he thinks this is just decades-old hysteria brewing again, recurring whenever the masses interpret “everything that amounts to glorified Halloween decorations as ‘Satanic.’” He adds the world of music is consistently beset by such complaints … with any group that uses dark or non-Christian imagery being branded with the proverbial pentagram.
Mammon says he thinks we’re headed backward to a 1980s Satanic Panic mentality … when thousands of unsubstantiated cases about Satanism dominated news cycles in the USA.
Basically, Mammon thinks people are attacking Zac and the band for no reason … though he says any and all publicity helps out the Church of Satan — so, at the very least, he hopes it’ll interest people in learning the truth about Satanic rituals or reading The Satanic Bible.
Reverend Mammon leaves us with a final thought … urging “Those who are frightened by theatrical skeletons wearing crowns to pause for a moment to reflect on their knee-jerk reaction and consider the implications before jumping to lengths worthy of an Olympic Gold medal.”
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled might be convincing the world he doesn’t exist … but, believers need to check themselves here — because the experts say he and Zac aren’t rocking the stage together in Sin City!
A Los Angeles Whole Foods may need to expand its deli … because a couple customers had some major beef in the store, which resulted in a brutal brawl caught on video!
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The incident went down on Wednesday at the Downtown L.A. location … and, video kicks off with the fight already in progress — with two big dudes trying to wrestle each other to the ground.
While security half-heartedly tries to break up the fight, slowly trailing after the pair, one guy throws the other into a tower of pastries … knocking the mountain of snacks to the ground.
The two men end up on the floor, too … eventually guards are able to break up the pair, though they have to work hard to keep the guys from launching right back into their unscheduled boxing match.
The Los Angeles Police Department tells TMZ … they received a call about a fight between two men in their 30s inside the Whole Foods location — and, we’re told the person calling feared the situation would continue and escalate.
Officers spoke to the person who called when they arrived at the location … but, the two men involved in the fight were gone by then. We’re told there is no open investigation into this incident.
We reached out to Whole Foods … no word back
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Pep talk from Carolyn Wiger … she says a fellow “The Traitors” and “Survivor” contestant she’s best friends with needs to cut back on his party lifestyle … and we got her delivering Yam Yam Arocho a strong message.
Our photog caught up with Carolyn at LAX today, and she was on the phone telling Yam Yam he needs to get his s*** together and stop partying if they want to collab.
We asked Carolyn about her passionate plea, and, after catching her breath, she explained she was sharing some wisdom from her own life with Yam Yam.
The guy won “Survivor” season 44 and is on the upcoming fourth season of “Traitors” … but as far as Carolyn is concerned, he’s surrounding himself with the wrong crowd, and it’s holding him back from reaching his full potential.
Carolyn and Yam Yam are pretty close — a quick glance at their social media pages will back that up — and she says she’s not worried about Yam Yam and drugs … she just wants to see him level up. ICYDK … Carolyn’s a licensed alcohol and drug counselor, and she’s been sober for 16 years.
Check out the clip … we all could use a friend like Carolyn!!!
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