Gerry Turner didn’t find Mrs. Right on “The Golden Bachelor” … but if at first you don’t succeed, try again — ’cause it turns out Gerry’s taking another stab at happily ever after!

Turner tells TMZ … he’s got a new lady in his life, meeting her in a super modern way — via Facebook.

The way Gerry tells it … he gets a ton of Facebook requests, approving people he has many mutual friends with — including a woman named Lana who reached out to him.

Gerry says he took Lana to a restaurant on their first date in March … and, they’ve been basically inseparable since, meeting Gerry’s kids and his pickleball pals while also introducing him to a couple of her children.

Lana’s a retired teacher in her mid-50s and former part-owner of a video production company who is very family-oriented, Turner adds … and Gerry’s even met her parents already — explaining he didn’t believe at love at first sight, but Lana’s changed his tune.

As you know, Gerry took the plunge with ‘Golden Bachelor’ contestant Theresa Nist … getting married at the show’s conclusion — but, the two split up just three months later.

Gerry told People his cancer diagnosis fueled their split … ’cause Gerry wanted to “continue on as normal as possible, and that led me to believing that as normal as possible more meant spending time with my family, my two daughters, my two son-in-laws, my granddaughters.”

The couple’s logistical issues — where to live, for example — also contributed to their fractured relationship … though the two remained on good terms after their marriage came to an end.

Kristaps Porzingis is embracing the bloody injury he sustained in Game 2 of the Celtics vs. Magic NBA Playoffs series … saying despite needing five stitches as a result of the shot to his head, he loves his “WWE moments!”

The 7’2″ center spoke to the media about the gruesome gash he sustained late in the third quarter of Wednesday night’s matchup at TD Garden in Beantown.

In case you missed it, Porzingis — who was traded to Boston in 2023 — took an elbow to the forehead when Magic big man Goga Bitadze went for a rebound off a missed Paolo Banchero shot.

One reporter noticed the 29-year-old was smiling while discussing the gnarly injury, and asked KP if he thrives on that kind of intensity on the court.

“I love my WWE moments,” Porzingis said, “It just happens in the game.”

Porzingis did return to the court after the injury, dropping 20 points in the Celtics’ 109-100 victory.

A suspected serial cat killer was busted in Southern California this week for animal cruelty after he was caught on video trying to grab a cat, cops say.

Footage shared by the Santa Ana Police Department on Wednesday allegedly shows 45-year-old Alejandro Acosta Oliveros scooping up a cat between two cars in Orange County — and his arrest follows several reports of cats being abused and killed.

Cops say Oliveros was positively ID’d by multiple victims and witnesses, and he was charged after officers found evidence of the crimes at his Santa Ana home.

Detectives haven’t said how many cats Oliveros allegedly killed, but they believe the number is high. The L.A. Times reports more than a dozen cats have been harmed.

Orange County locals have been posting for weeks about missing cats, warning others about a cat-napper caught on camera luring and snatching pets from their homes.

One disturbing post on Nextdoor, according to KTLA, read, “My neighbor’s cat was killed by a man who injected it with some sort of substance.” Another person claimed their camera captured a man grabbing a neighborhood cat, tying its legs, and taking off with it.

A March 21 surveillance video also shows the moment a man, believed to be Oliveros, snatched Clubber, a 10-month-old Bengal Lynx cat. Luckily, Clubber was later returned home.