Luigi Mangione‘s cousin is heading to Brooklyn — not for visitation at the Metropolitan Detention Center … but to play professional soccer.

The USL’s Brooklyn FC announced the interesting signing on Wednesday … saying 24-year-old Peter Mangione is joining the squad.

The team said it witnessed Mangione build his resume at Penn State, where he scored 31 goals and became a two-time Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year.

He also played a key role with the MLS Next Pro’s FC Cincinnati 2 last year.

Of course, his last name sticks out — it’s the same as his infamous cousin Luigi, who is accused of murdering UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson on the streets of Midtown Manhattan on December 4, 2024.

Thompson’s murder was captured on video … showing an individual walk up to him outside of the New York Hilton Midtown hotel and shoot him in the leg and back.

Luigi was arrested five days later in Altoona, Pennsylvania, and indicted on several charges, including murder.

Despite the crime, Luigi has been oddly embraced by some as a sex symbol and folk hero — particularly those who have a deep frustration toward the U.S. health insurance system.

Luigi is being held in Brooklyn … but considering he’s locked up, he won’t be able to catch his fam in action.

Porsha Williams says Donna Kelce is a ‘Real Housewives’ stan … telling Andy Cohen that Taylor Swift‘s future mother-in-law fangirled over her while on “The Traitors.”

The reality TV star chatted with Andy on Wednesday’s episode of “Watch What Happens Live” … and, she says she loves the Kelce matriarch — especially since she’s such a big fan of the franchise.

Porsha says she was flattered Donna knew so much about her … though it ultimately didn’t save her in the end.

If you haven’t seen the first few episodes of the hit show’s fourth season yet, spoiler alert … Donna was a “secret traitor” whose identity was hidden from both the members of the house and the audience. Her “secret traitor” status was revealed after her housemates banished her in Episode 3.

Porsha herself was banished in Episode 2, despite being one of the faithful … though she says she hopes she and Donna can get together soon and bake — and she means cookies in the ovens, not passing a joint back and forth with Mama Kelce.

Williams is a little salty about Kelce’s appearance on the show … not because she did anything wrong — but because she swears she knew Donna was a traitor and no one listened to her!

Nostalgia for 2016 is all over social media these days … but reminiscing on a decade ago might be awkward timing for Hailee Steinfeld!

An old photo of the “Sinners” star is making the rounds this week, and Bills Mafia is definitely doing a double-take at the dug-up tweet.

The throwback pic shows Hailee rocking a Broncos Starter jacket and hitting a full dab on the day Denver won Super Bowl 50 — with the caption “HELL YEAH BRONCOS!!!!”

Fast-forward to now, and she’s married to superstar Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen, whose squad just so happens to be facing the Broncos in the NFL playoffs this weekend.

While Hailee’s long since traded Orange and Blue for Bills Blue, the resurfaced post is proof that football fandom can age just as awkwardly as old tweets.

There’s also a video of her dancing in the same outfit.

Born and raised in California, it’s not clear why Steinfeld would’ve been a Broncos supporter.