“Saturday Night Live” spoofed the “White Lotus” after an absolutely shocking season finale — but with a Donald Trump “White Potus” twist as his unclear tariff rollout even has some of his supporters skeptical.
The pre-taped sketch on last night’s ‘SNL’ starts off with Chloe Fineman portraying Melania Trump, but with a southern accent that mirrors Parker Posey‘s “White Lotus” character,Victoria Ratliff.
The sketch has Melania trying to get her husband’s attention, who seems to be off in another world as she gets ready for dinner. James Austin Johnson‘sTrump takes the spot of Jason Isaacs’ Timothy Ratliff — whose family is plagued with financial woes throughout “White Lotus” Season 3.
After Trump takes his medication — a chicken nugget from his beloved McDonald’s — he makes it to dinner with Melania and their son, Donald Trump Jr. (played by Mikey Day and replaces Patrick Schwarzenegger’s character of Saxon). Their other son Eric Trump also makes an appearance, and is portrayed by Alex Moffat.
During their family dinner, Fineman’s Melania goes into a painful speech about how lucky America is that it will always “be a rich and powerful nation,” adding … “I mean, can you imagine how awful it would be if America lost all its money and no one in the world respected us anymore?”
Of course, she’s saying this as Austin’s visibly uncomfortable Trump reads a headline saying “Trump Triggers Worldwide Recession.”
Adding dirt to the wound, Lizzo, playing Natasha Rothwell’s Belinda, at one point checks her bank account to see it has dropped significantly. She exclaims … “Oh my gosh, there’s $5 million in my bank account. It was $20 million last week!”
Nearing the end of the skit, Johnson’s Trump is seemingly sleepwalking as he points a gun at Uncle Sam, who pleads for his life. Just as he’s about to pull the trigger — by putting a 500% tariff on China — he’s woken up by his boy toy Vladimir Putin, played by Beck Bennett. Close call!
The shocking end of the sketch takes aim at the Trump family once more — showing Don Jr. in bed with Kenan Thompson’s Tiger Woods … who we all know is dating Don Jr.’s ex-wife, Vanessa Trump, in real life.
The scene, of course, pays homage to the jaw-dropping incest storyline in “White Lotus” between the two Ratliff brothers, Lochlan and Saxon.
‘SNL’ didn’t stop at the “White Potus” to drag The United States’ 47th president — the show also wrote a scene in which Donald compares himself to Jesus while speaking about his “beautiful” tariff plan that was “working so well” he had to halt it.
He gloats … “The stock market did a Jesus. It died, then on the third day, it was risen. And then on the fourth day, it died again. Possibly, never to return, just like Jesus.”
Of course, this skit comes after Trump announced he would exempt smartphones and computers from his 145% tariff on Chinese products.
Looks like ‘SNL’ had plenty of material to cover for its latest episode.
Sperm Race Donors Talk Trash Before Main Event … Spill Training Secrets, Pump Up Expectations
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The world’s first-ever sperm race is on deck and it’s shaping up to be a heavyweight fight … with plenty of trash talk on the eve of the main event.
Two young sperm donors, Tristan from USC and Asher from UCLA, are preparing to do battle in Friday’s live event at the Hollywood Palladium … so they joined us on “TMZ Live” Thursday to give us some insight into what it’s like being full-blown sperm athletes.
Tristan and Asher say healthy lifestyles and diets are key to getting their little swimmers ready for the big race … and abstinence is coming in to play too … just like before a big boxing match.
Tristan says his medicals show he’s got way more testosterone than Asher … and he’s predicting his high T will get his sperm across the finish line first … though Asher’s not backing down and is firing back with a strong rebuttal.
Friday’s race is expected to draw over 1,000 people … and there will be a synchronized start before Tristan and Asher’s sperm race through a track mimicking the female reproductive system … complete with chemical cues and fluid dynamics.
Jax Taylor Got An Itch I Can’t Wait to Scratch … Goes to Town on Crotch in Public!!!
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Jax Taylor dug into his own personal ‘Valley’ in public Thursday … pulling down his sweatpants to give his crotch a good scratch while out running errands.
The reality television star was spotted out and about in Los Angeles Thursday … and, he had an itch that he just couldn’t help but scratch, digging his fingernails into his pubis.
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Check out the pic for yourself … Jax is really pulling those sweats down — not quite revealing his intimate parts — but showing skin that ain’t far from them either.
In the most recent ‘Valley’ episode, Brittany told Jax not to kiss their son after he spent the night with a “disgusting” girl … another tense interaction between the pair.
Bottom line … Jax doesn’t have Brittany to scratch his back anymore — but, he’s definitely got his front covered!
Gisele, Ivanka & Karlie Meeting of the Minds & Bodies in Costa Rica … Easter Hang on Beach
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Gisele Bündchen, Ivanka Trump and Karlie Kloss brought a ton of star power to a beach in Costa Rica this past weekend … dressed in the proper revealing attire.
The tremendous trio hung around on the sand, surrounded by family members and chatting amicably — with Ivanka seemingly breaking out into a big laugh.
Ivanka wore a bright blue bikini top for the day out … adding a tropical floral skirt to the ensemble.
Karlie and Gisele were basically twinning … though KK wore a slightly longer black skirt to the beach. She held hands with one of her kids, walking slowly across the sand with her little one.