Rick Ross says he has the blueprint for getting 100 humans to beat up a single gorilla — it’s all in guerrilla warfare recruiting!!!

TMZ Hip Hop linked up with the Biggest Boss in Burbank on Monday and got his take on the most viral topic of the moment.

The post has over 200 million views spawning varying opinions galore … but Ross has it all mapped out.

He’ll recruit the likes of a fearless African warrior, a G.I. Joe — even his brolic new artist Nino Breeze to give the gorilla the lump lumps.

Rozay tells us he’ll simply be the financier of the kamikaze mission … he wouldn’t want to upset his partners and investors if he gets gorilla monsooned!!!

The internet consensus says Ross is setting those guys up for 100 black coffins, but it’s anyone’s guess — until it happens in real life!!!

Monkey business aside, we also racked Ross’ brain about Drake’s pending lawsuit against UMG, considering he went hard at Drizzy during the 2024 Rap Wars.

Rozay can’t wrap his head around Drake’s woes at the moment — he has his 4th annual car show to promote.

The Philadelphia Eagles are at the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl LIX win, and President Trump decided to take a shot at ex-Eagles fan Taylor Swift during the festivities.

Saquon Barkley and co. hit 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., and while the Prez gave the players props on their 40-22 win over the Kansas City Chiefs … he also shaded his archenemy, who now cheers for K.C. and her BF Travis Kelce.

POTUS said, “It was an incredible game. A little surprising, but right from the beginning of the first quarter of the big game, which I was there I watched in person. I was there along with Taylor Swift, how did that work out?”

Trump taking a shot at Taylor should come as no surprise — he’s made a habit of calling out the world’s biggest pop star. On Super Bowl Sunday, he took to Truth Social to comment on the booing she endured at the big game.

“The only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift. She got BOOED out of the Stadium. MAGA is very unforgiving!”

In September 2024 — days after Swift endorsed Trump’s Presidential opponent Kamala Harris — he posted “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” on Truth Social.

Outside of that, it was a pretty straightforward event. Trump voiced his support for the Tush Push … which comes as the league tabled talks on potentially banning the play.

J.D. Vance was not a part of the ceremony today, which might be for the best, as the last time a team visited the White House, he dropped part of Ohio State’s National Championship trophy.

Bella Hadid’s serving fashion, body, and major sex appeal — all rolled into one during her NYC outing.

Peep the pics — Bella went full braless, flashing nips under a sheer off-the-shoulder brown top and ripped jeans as she stepped out of NYC’s Mercer Hotel.

Bella was all smiles, looking flawless and owning it — serving natural sex appeal with her killer style as she went about her day.

TBH, it’s just another day in Bella’s world — she always stuns, whether she’s laying low, ruling the runway, or like earlier this month, filming her new FX series, “The Beauty.”