Clavicular just got served the worldâs most brutal slice of humble pie in court â and it came courtesy of the judge overseeing his alligator shooting misdemeanor case ⊠who accidentally stole the entire internetâs âlooksmaxxingâ crown right from under him!
The influencer, famous for flexing his appearance online, showed up for a hearing Friday ⊠but people barely cared about the charges once Judge Marcus of Floridaâs Eleventh Judicial Circuit Court walked into frame with icy blue eyes, slicked-back hair and a jawline sharp enough to cut glass.
Memes flooded social media within hours ⊠with commenters claiming the judge âmoggedâ Clavicular, while others joked the irony was too good with the judge being the actual, flesh-and-blood definition of âlooksmaxxing.â
Things got so outta hand that clips from court were quickly turned into side-by-side âscientificâ facial analysis edits online ⊠complete with measurements and symmetry breakdowns.
Meanwhile, people were out in droves rating both men like it was some cursed beauty pageant ⊠âcause, LBR, Clavicularâs fans werenât about to let him go down quietly, jumping into the comments to defend their king.
Still ⊠when your whole brand is shamelessly preaching about elite good looks online, itâs tough to compete with a whole-ass judge with model energy and legal authority!