Last Call – A prime-time read of what’s going down in Florida politics.
First Shot
It’s Give Miami Day, the 24-hour marathon where Florida’s most populous county turns philanthropy into a sport where everyone wins.
Through midnight, every donation to a participating nonprofit is matched in part by The Miami Foundation and its sponsors.
The 2026 edition features the longest roster of nonprofits yet, and donor response is also in record-setting territory with $25 million raised as of press time.
Unless you’re reading this at actual last call, there’s still time to get in on the action. Just head to GiveMiamiDay.org and start scrolling through the list of worthy causes.
If sifting through 1,400 nonprofits sounds like a recipe for decision paralysis, we’ll save you a few clicks and point you directly to our favorite: The Children’s Movement of Florida.
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Congress reconvened only days ago, and Florida’s delegation already has two members waiting in the principal’s office for parent pickup.
Late Wednesday, a federal grand jury indicted U.S. Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick on charges she stole $5 million in disaster relief funds to finance her 2021 congressional campaign. By midday Thursday, Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries iced her ranking-member gavel while the rest of the chamber started circling the drain on what comes next.
Based on her initial response, the Miramar Democrat plans to dig in. She is insisting she’ll “continue fighting” for her district even as the Justice Department says she siphoned $5 million in FEMA vaccine money into her 2021 campaign through a web of family accounts and straw donors. The Congresswoman flatly denied any wrongdoing and issued a statement deriding the indictment as a “sham.”
“The timing alone is curious and clearly meant to distract from far more pressing national issues. From day one, I have fully cooperated with every lawful request, and I will continue to do so until this matter is resolved,” she said in a prepared statement.
The legal exposure is enormous — money laundering, disaster-relief theft, and tax-fraud charges that, stacked together, could add up to more than 50 years if convicted. There’s no Democratic push for resignation yet, but Sarasota Republican U.S. Rep. Greg Steube is already prepping an expulsion vote. Back home, Primary challenger Elijah Manley says the indictment marks “a sad moment” and argues the district is ready to “move past this era.”
While the Cherfilus-McCormick indictment is the news du jour, U.S. Rep. Cory Mills isn’t getting a breather.
The CD 7 Congressman found himself on the docket, too, after the House kicked a censure motion against him to the Ethics Committee in a late-night vote. It is the fourth time this year the New Smyrna Beach Republican has faced talk of discipline.
His list of imbroglios is sprawling and includes Stolen Valor claims and dating-violence allegations. He is also accused of misusing federal contract funds, marking perhaps the first time this term he and another Florida delegation member would have no choice but to agree they have something in common.
Mills says he’ll be vindicated and claims to have “the evidence and receipts” to clear his name. None of that has been shared publicly, and the handful of Florida lawmakers who voted against referring the censure resolution did so with the weary energy of people who simply didn’t want another midnight food fight.
Evening Reads
—”The 40 most unhinged lines from Donald Trump’s Kennedy Center speech” via Chris Cillizza of So What
—“Family affair: Commerce Secretary’s sons cash in on AI frenzy” via Eric Lipton, Michael Rothfeld, David Yaffe-Bellany and Ana Swanson
—”Why Lindsey Halligan, Trump loyalist turned U.S. Attorney, is in trouble” via Judd Legum of Popular Information
—”Democrats finally realize it isn’t 2016 anymore” via Rogé Karma of The Atlantic
—”These five cities help explain why homicide rates are down across the U.S.” via Reis Thebault, Katie Mettler, Tim Craig, Kim Bellware, Ben Brasch, John D. Harden and Carson TerBush of The Washington Post
—”With the rise of AI, Cisco sounds an urgent alarm about the risks of aging tech” via Lily Hay Newman of WIRED
—”Millions of kids are on ADHD pills. For many, it’s the start of a drug cascade.” via Shalini Ramachandran, Betsy McKay, Tom McGinty and Audrey Valbuena of The Wall Street Journal
—”It’s not Veepstakes, but it’s not far off: The jockeying for the next Florida LG has already begun with Meg Weinberger at the top of the short list” via Peter Schorsch of Florida Politics
—”Lawmaker who led Hope Florida probe aims to end public records delays” via Jeffrey Schweers of the Orlando Sentinel
—”Home inseminations and gray market sperm: Florida Supreme Court case meets DIY fertility” via Christopher Spata of the Tampa Bay Times
Quote of the Day
“I think you need one plan. And you need one plan that’s straightforward, that people can look at it and say, ‘Does this make my life better?’”
— Gubernatorial candidate Paul Renner, on property tax abatement.
Put it on the Tab
Look to your left, then look to your right. If you see one of these people at your happy hour haunt, flag down the bartender and put one of these on your tab. Recipes included, just in case the Cocktail Codex fell into the well.
Technically, they didn’t hit 10 figures, but when we typed -int (-$0.952 billion) into our TI-83, it told us to send some Billion Dollar Apples to Florida Poly anyway.
Governor candidate Paul Renner gets an Ad Valorem — the tasty kind — for his pitch to stop taxes from going up while policymakers argue about how to bring them down.
Florida Election Supervisors are reupping their push to make mail voting easier, but if the reception to their prior effort is any indication, lawmakers will be lobbing back another batch of Return to Senders.

Breakthrough Insights

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Hurricanes look to keep national title hopes alive
For the Miami Hurricanes to earn a spot in the College Football Playoff, they have to play as if they are already in the playoffs. One loss will end the Canes’ chance to be one of 12 teams with a shot at the national championship.
On Saturday, Miami travels to face Virginia Tech (noon ET, ESPN).
The Hurricanes (8-2, 4-2 in ACC) are substantial favorites, but the Hokies (3-7, 2-4 in ACC) could be a dangerous opponent after announcing that former Penn State head coach James Franklin will take over as the head coach next season. How will the players respond?
Virginia Tech has lost back-to-back games to Louisville and Florida State. The team has only one win since the start of October—an overtime victory over Cal on Oct. 24.
Conversely, since losing to SMU in overtime, Miami has beaten Syracuse and North Carolina State at home. Saturday’s game is one of two road games on the Hurricanes’ schedule to finish the season. Next week, Miami is scheduled to visit Pittsburgh. Then, perhaps, the ACC title game.
Quarterback Carson Beck has had a good — not great — season, completing 73% of his passes for 18 touchdowns and nine interceptions. If the Hurricanes are to earn a spot in the playoffs and advance toward a national championship game, Beck will have to elevate his game.
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Last Call is published by Peter Schorsch, assembled and edited by Phil Ammann and Drew Wilson, with contributions from the staff of Florida Politics.