Eagles general manager Howie Roseman says winning the Super Bowl is a lot like bumpin’ uglies … admitting now that he’s won a second title, he can finally enjoy the experience.

The Philly executive vice prez made the R-rated comparison on the “McShay Show” this week … when he opened up on what has been going on in his head following his team’s dominating victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.

Roseman said the organization’s first title in 2017 was like losing the V card — the “quality” of the win doesn’t mean nearly as much as the fact it even happened in the first place.

Bodybuilder Jodi Vance died last week after suffering a fatal heart attack. The rising star was attending the Arnold Sports Festival in Ohio.

She was only 20 years old.

Vance, who was also a coach, wasn’t competing in Columbus, but instead was there to support athletes under her tutelage.

“Her heart stopped due to complications of severe dehydration. Despite all efforts by the hospital, they were unable to revive her,” Vance’s family wrote on social media.

Vance’s coach, Justin Mihaly, said his pupil didn’t have a bodybuilding show scheduled for months, so she shouldn’t have been taking any potentially dangerous substances, though he seemingly suspects she was.

“Jodi used two extremely hazardous substances to improve her physique — I assume just for the Arnold Expo — without my knowledge, my approval, without family’s knowledge, their approval,” Mihaly said on video on Instagram.

When she was competing, Vance was a problem on the stage. The Texas native recently placed third in the Women’s Physique division of the 2024 NPC Battle of Texas.

“A champion isn’t measured by wins, but by the courage to rise every time they fall,” Vance said in an Instagram post a week ago.

“It’s not about how many times life knocks you down — it’s about standing up, pushing forward, and refusing to surrender. True greatness is forged in resilience, not just victory. #iameminent.”

Meghan Markle seemingly threw some shade at the British Royal Family by celebrating her “new chapter” at the end of her new lifestyle Netflix show that debuted overnight, “With Love, Meghan.”

During the final moments of the 8-episode series, the “Suits” alum makes a speech at a gathering she organized, and thanks her better half Prince Harry, her mom Doria Ragland and others for their support as she takes on this rebrand.

After gushing about her fresh start, she describes the foray back into showbiz as “part of that creativity that I’ve missed so much.”

As you know, she kissed her beloved acting career goodbye when she became a full-time royal by marrying Prince Harry in 2018 so they could focus on their official duties. However, they infamously stepped down in 2020 and Meghan slowly but surely returned to Hollywood — this time, with Harry.

At another point in the series, she appears to be deeply inspired while speaking about how things that are broken are still beautiful, and that they can be “fixed … sealed and healed.”

Of course, the Duchess of Sussex has been open about her mental health struggles — during her bombshell 2021 interview with Oprah Winfrey, she admitted she wanted to end her life after the severe criticism she received as a royal.

Making it clear how much she prefers to reside in her native California, she describes her final dish of the series as tasting “like home,” adding … “I’ve missed California.”

It’s no secret Meghan and Harry’s relationship with their family members across the pond is critically damaged … and it’s also known how important this cooking, gardening and hosting how-to show is to the couple in relation to their $100 million Netflix deal after their docuseries “Polo” underwhelmed viewers.