Feel like reading today’s news in skimpy lingerie? Go for it — but fair warning, you’re probably not gonna look anywhere near as smokin’ hot as Daphne Joy pulling it off!

Check out these pics … Diddy’s ex is serving full bombshell energy, flaunting her amazing curves and perfect booty in a tiny two-piece while “reading the news” on the floor.

But c’mon … the only breaking news here is Daphne and she’s so stunning she’ll give you a heart attack if you look too long. But hey, we all have to go some time and what better way than looking at Daphne.

By the way … Daphne offered her fans a second treat, dropping some sizzling videos of herself modeling in her bikini … Daphne’s seen arching, planking and tugging at those tiny bikini straps — and she nearly experienced a wardrobe malfunction more than once. Close call!

Timothée Chalamet fans waited for hours in line to get some “Marty Supreme” merch at a Los Angeles pop up shop … and the crowd grew so huge, cops were called.

Check out these videos from the ‘Marty’ pop-up shop in L.A. … this is on a Monday afternoon, and there’s a line down the block with tons of people trying to squeeze inside to get their hands on merch.

The woman managing the space came out and had to tell folks if they didn’t have a ticket, they needed to get out of line, and there were tons of security and fencing in place … but police still ended up being called.

Kyle Richards says she’s been seeing other people amid her separation from Mauricio Umansky … but, unlike her estranged husband, she’s keeping things under wraps.

“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” OG opens up about her relationship status and takes some digs at Mauricio’s dating life in an upcoming ‘RHOBH’ episode.

In a preview, Kyle and Mauricio are chatting it up, and they start talking about paparazzi photos of Mauricio and a mystery blonde.

Mauricio asks Kyle if she’s been seeing other people, but she waits until she’s doing a confessional to reveal that she has, in fact, dated amid their separation.

Kyle says she’s being private and discreet, unlike Mauricio … and says she doesn’t want her estranged husband, or their kids, to see photos of her going on dates.

Then, Kyle gets in another dig, explaining … “I don’t feel the need to parade around showing it off to everyone.”