”Teen Mom” alum Jenelle Evans is basically a brand-new woman — and we mean literally — after undergoing a full-blown mommy makeover, with her before-and-after pics showing a jaw-dropping transformation.

Check it out … just days before her 34th birthday, JE debuted her bangin’ new bod, and we’re breaking down everything she had done — starting with a full boob overhaul, swapping in some 400cc silicone implants.

Jenelle’s boob upgrade was paired with a full tummy tuck, repairing post-pregnancy abdominal muscle separation … and docs also removed a whopping 4.8 pounds of excess skin to give her a snatched, sculpted waistline.

Wiz Khalifa is facing a potential 9-month stint in Romanian prison for weed … but he’s hoping to find an alternate solution to a definitive sentence just handed down by that country’s government!!!

Thursday, Romania’s Constanța Court of Appeal upheld an appeal filed by DIICOT Constanța Territorial Service — a prosecutor’s office in the country — to sentence the “Young, Wild & Free” rapper to 9 months … despite a previous citation that only fined him 3,000 lei — roughly $700 USD.

Sources close to Wiz inform TMZ Hip Hop that nothing is set in stone just yet … his team is currently in the process of appealing the sentence.

Wiz was arrested and briefly held following his performance at Costinești’s Beach Please! Festival in July 2024 … where he lit up a joint while dancing to Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg‘s “The Next Episode.”

Joran van der Sloot — the man who confessed to killing Natalee Holloway after her 2005 disappearance — reportedly tried to commit suicide in prison Saturday.

According to Peruvian news outlet La Republica … Joran — who is incarcerated at the maximum security Challapalca Prison — was found hanging from a strip of blanket in his cell while guards were distributing breakfast.

The 38-year-old Dutch national was reportedly taken to the infirmary, where he was nursed back to stable condition.

According to the outlet, officials said the manner in which guards found Joran “suggested a possible suicide attempt.”

In the U.S., Joran was charged with attempting to sell information to Natalee’s family about where her remains are … which basically equated to extortion.

He’s set to do a 20-year bid in the U.S. once he’s done his time in Peru.