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Sunshine State Man Shoves Thermos Where The Sun Don’t Shine!!!
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A Florida man was taken into police custody last week … and cops made a most unexpected discovery jammed all the way up his butt — a full-size thermos! — but that’s only half the story.
TMZ has obtained exclusive 911 audio from the sh—y situation in which a caller reports there’s a naked man in a restroom at a public park who had “been there all day and won’t leave.”
TMZ has learned sheriff’s deputies showed up and found him fully clothed … they initially gave the guy — identified as Walter Frymire — a break, escorting him out of the Winter Haven park with just a warning … but later, Frymire allegedly trespassed again.
This time, a Polk County Sheriff’s deputy arrested him … and here’s where it gets really weird. Every arrestee is reportedly put through a body scanner to ensure they aren’t bringing weapons into jail … but a weapon is not what the scanner turned up.
Instead, there on the screen was a thermos shoved so far up Frymire’s rectum, it had made it into his abdomen.
Cops say Walter was a little testy even before making it to the processing center, allegedly telling them … “Good, I’m going to kill you, so charge it. If you arrest me, I will find you and kill you.”
Polk County Sheriff’s Office
Guess now we know why he was in such a bad mood! Either the bottle up the bum, or it could’ve been the “glass pipe with a burned residue consistent with methamphetamine use” authorities say they found inside a gray lunch box Walter was carrying that was making the 51-year-old cranky.
After finding the fanny flask, the Polk County Sheriff said they had Frymire transported to a hospital where the thermos was removed, likely saving his life.
Frymire has reportedly already had 25 prior arrests and five trips to state prison.
Bianca Censori
I’m Ready For The Mile High Club
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Bianca Censori never takes a break from showing off her body in public, even when she’s dealing with air travel.
Check out these photos of Kanye West‘s wife at an airport in Melbourne … she’s wearing an all-black look comprised of a thong bodysuit and heels.
Lots of folks travel comfortably, but not Bianca … she’s keeping things stylish and sexual … which, as you are well aware by now, is kind of her thing.
Bianca had a big purse with her as she stopped by the ticketing counter … but she wasn’t traveling light … she’s got plenty of baggage, if you know what we mean.
We saw Bianca wear some other revealing outfits this week while she was visiting her family Down Under, and this one’s more covered up than those … but she’s still showing off her curves … as is tradition.
Florida Man
Shooter Egged On In Chicken Dispute
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A man in Florida walked into a bar and got into a heated argument about how many eggs chickens can lay … and then he grabbed a gun and opened fire … and no, this isn’t a joke.
Cops in Port St. Lucie say 44-year-old Peter Riera fired shots Tuesday morning outside Harper’s Pub … and police body camera footage, obtained by TMZ, shows Riera being taken into custody.
Police say Riera got into an argument with three people outside the pub who he claimed were trying to con him.
Riera raises chickens and the dispute was about how many eggs chickens can lay … cops told WPTV-TV.
For some reason, the argument got heated and Riera allegedly fired four shots from a .45-caliber Glock. Cops say Riera was paranoid and thought the folks he was arguing with were out to get him.
Cops say everyone involved was drinking … and, fortunately, no one was injured.
Riera is being held without bond as he faces multiple criminal charges … and two of the people he allegedly shot at ended up getting arrested during the police response. They were busted for resisting officers.
No word who is caring for Riera’s chickens while he’s in custody.
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