Haley Kalil‘s well within her rights to talk about the Coke cans her ex Matt Kalil‘s packing in his pants, her lawyer says … because she has erotic autonomy.

Matthew Bialick — Haley’s lawyer — tells TMZ … he plans to file a motion to dismiss Matt’s lawsuit within three weeks of being formally served the summons or complaint, which hasn’t happened yet.

Bialick says it’s totally unreasonable to file a lawsuit on the basis of making someone liable for “exercising her sexual sovereignty by truthfully describing a sexual experience that left her in tears” … adding it violates his client’s right to free speech.

ICYMI … Haley revealed on a podcast her marriage to Matt was marred by his massive member — which she described as two, maybe three stacked Coca-Cola cans.

Matt then filed his lawsuit … claiming Haley’s suit attracted “unwanted attention and invasive commentary from the public” while his family had “been forced to endure the ongoing public circulation of these degrading and deeply personal statements.”

Matt also accused Haley of growing her follower base with the comments … thereby unjustly enriching herself — while his current wife became the subject of “increasingly frequent, disturbing, and alarming” messages.

Capricorns don’t do subtle — they bring the heat! So we’re kicking off the New Year with a fiery battle — Nina Dobrev and Nicola Peltz Beckham … which birthday babe are you choosing? Keep scrolling for some fun Nina trivia!

Now scroll through our gallery for a side-by-side look at these hotties — and brace yourself, because you’ve got a seriously tough call to make on who you’d rather pick!

Feeling a little vampy? Sink your teeth into “The Vampire Diaries” alum Nina Dobrev, who loves showing off that insane bod — or are you more into Nicola Peltz’s full-on IG baddie energy? Yeah … this one’s brutal.

If you ended up picking Nina, you’re in luck — hit the game below and see how well you really know all things Nina!

Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia just got torched by her ex Zach Bryan — ’cause his new album is packed with scathing diss tracks … and it’s painfully clear they’re aimed at one person and one person only!

On the track “Skin” from his sixth studio album released Friday, the Grammy winner got brutally graphic about taking a “blade to my old tattoos” to “drain the blood between me and you,” even singing about dragging the blade across his own skin before declaring, “I ain’t ever touching yours again.”

Back when they were still an item, Brianna inked her arm with the words, “How lucky are we?” which is the same lyric in a 2024 Bryan song “28.” Bryan reportedly got a similar tattoo to match Brianna’s.

On “Plastic Cigarette,” Bryan croons about crossing paths with someone “evil” in Queens, New York — and it’s worth noting he and Brianna first sparked their romance in 2023 after she attended his concert at Queens’ Forest Hills Stadium.

Another track, “With Heaven on Top,” includes the lyrics “Used to know some folks who put it all online, but you paint landscapes in the evening time” — a pretty obvious diss, seemingly comparing his ex to his new love, Samantha Leonard.

Nothing’s been officially confirmed, but all signs point to the lyrics taking aim at his messy split from Brianna … who previously claimed Zach slapped a $12-mil NDA in front of her, which she refused to sign.

The exes called it quits in October 2024, and in the fallout, Barstool Sports’ Brianna accused him of emotional abuse and infidelity.