Swimsuit season isn’t actually a time of year, but a state of mind … just ask birthday girl and Internet personality Hannah Stocking.

The comedienne turned 33 on Tuesday, but she has routinely proven that she is only getting hotter with age. Just take a peek at her most sizzlin’ hot shots, many of which feature skin-showing 2-pieces that are nothing to laugh at.

Hannah appeared to channel Dominatrix Barbie in one pleather-looking bikini … which barely covered up her curves thanks to some strategically placed buckles and cutouts. We’re guessing vanilla isn’t her favorite flavor!!!

Hannah went a bit more angelic for her next swimsuit shot, as she rocked a crisp white one-piece for a different poolside hang. Though, if you take a closer look, you’ll see the bathing suit cut all the way up to her ribcage, making it one of her hottest looks yet.

The former Vine star then left little to the imagination courtesy of a black string bikini … which we’re certain gave her all sorts of odd tan lines.

Obviously, Hannah knows how to keep things hot — even in the dead of winter.

Miami Beach is giving party animals a dose of reality … the city says Spring Break isn’t all it’s cracked up to be … hammering the point home with a fun new video campaign.

Check out this hilarious video Miami Beach is trotting out ahead of Spring break … and it looks just like a new reality show on a streaming service.

“Miami Beach Spring Break Reality Check” is the city’s new slogan this year … and the video features a bunch of young people coming to town with big plans to party their faces off.

As the party people in the video find out, $100 parking, curfews, security check points, DUI enforcement and a heavy police presence await in Miami Beach this year.

It’s enough to make them have the worst Spring Break ever … and that’s OK with the city … because things went off the rails a few years ago.

Miami Beach “broke up” with spring breakers last year and things were a little more tame … and it looks like the city is going back to the well.

Americans are having a shell of a hard time keeping up with soaring egg prices … but Chef Andrew Zimmern has a solution — look at foreign breakfast menus for some inspiration.

TMZ caught up with the four-time James Beard Award-winning chef and TV personality … and he thinks a no-brainer way to save some dollars is to quit the “egg-laden” American breakfast and try out some swaps from cultures that don’t necessarily use eggs as a staple of their diets.

Zimmern specifically applauds Japan and Italy for having filling breakfasts without eggs. The Asian country incorporates grilled fish, rice, pickles and soup into their morning meals … while Italians reach for meat, cheese and toast, with some ricotta and jam.

He says he’s not too hopeful egg prices will come down any time soon … citing the highly infectious bird flu, supply and demand, and recent presidential executive orders impacting everything from who picks our food to who cooks it. He believes if people explore diets with fewer eggs, some pressure will be taken off the market.

For those who are still dizzied by the high cost of eggs … Lisa Steele, a 5th generation chicken keeper and founder of Fresh Eggs Daily, tells TMZ … eggs are still generally affordable when compared to the prices of other groceries.