Martha Stewart says she’s not going into the afterlife in a gauche coffin … instead, she plans on going the same route as her late horses — composting!

The lifestyle guru explained her post-mortem plan on a recent episode of the “50+ & Unfiltered” podcast after host Shawn Killinger asked her if she wanted to be cremated or buried after she died.

Stewart tells Killinger she’d rather be composted … explaining when one of her horses dies, they dig a deep grave on her farm and wrap the horse in a linen sheet before lowering it gently down, and filling the hole back up.

Stewart’s got a long time ahead of her, though … especially after surviving multiple near-death experiences — including being zapped by lightning on three separate occasions.

Passengers in Brazil had to quickly evacuate a plane when a fire broke out on the jetway and smoke spilled into the cabin … and video has now surfaced of the scary incident.

The scary scene went down at São Paulo’s Guarulhos International Airport on December 4 … when the baggage conveyor connected to a LATAM Airlines plane set to fly to Porto Alegre, Brazil caught fire, according to the local outlet, Estadão.

Check out the video of the fire on the tarmac … the flames reach high into the air and smoke billows about shortly after everyone onboard was safely evacuated.

The scene from inside the plane was captured on social media as well … showing people jumping in line to get off the jet — though it seems it was mostly an organized evac.

Eventually, first responders arrived to extinguish the blaze and wheeled the burnt baggage conveyor away from the jet.

Alix Earle is dancing her way into her single era … ’cause she and her boyfriend, Houston Texans player Braxton Berrios, have reportedly split.

She and the NFL star called it quits after nearly 2 years together, Us Weekly and People report, citing multiple sources.

The pair gave their relationship a good go, but the long-distance nature of their relationship drove them apart, Us Weekly claims. People, meanwhile, reports the breakup was mutual.

The “Dancing with the Stars” alum and Braxton met at a party in February 2023 and began dating shortly after. They kept their romance under wraps for a few months, but it was uncovered when a fan posted a TikTok video that showed Alix at a restaurant in Miami … and “NFL Man” — who Alix lovingly nicknamed — was there. The then-couple made their romance red carpet official at the 2023 ESPY Awards that July.

They seemed to be doing a-okay in early October, when they each posted cutesy IG pics of one another, with Alix commenting “Love you,” under her beau’s.