If January Jones ever lets her intrusive thoughts win, she could end up on trial for murder … at least according to a video she posted, joking about what she might do to her brother-in-law if he doesn’t stop annoying her.

In the Instagram video, the Emmy-nominated actress explained she’s had misophonia for as long as she can remember, and it’s gotten “progressively worse” over the years.

The condition causes one to feel anxiety or disgust at sounds like chewing or tapping.

Well … he might FAFO. She playfully called it “very dangerous for him,” saying, “What I didn’t do today was record this video inside a prison,” because of her restraint.

She joked that she’s imagined many ways to do “it” — “it” ostensibly being murder in the first degree.

This was all in good fun, of course, as JJ said her brother-in-law is an otherwise nice guy, and wished him a happy birthday.

Christmas came a little bit early this year … Kim Kardashian already gifted us with some insanely hot holiday pics from her “Kimsmas” TikTok Live special.

Kim teamed shared pics with mom Kris Jenner, rapper Snoop Dogg and others from the SKIMS holiday livestream, but it was all eyes on her and that plunging neckline that drew eyeballs.

The aspiring lawyer showed off a whole heck of a lotta cleavage in a white babydoll dress, highlighting all of her luscious curves.

The first-ever “Kimsmas” went live Wednesday and featured 45 minutes of entertainment and giveaways.

Doug Gottlieb went full Bobby Knight Thursday night after his University of Wisconsin-Green Bay squad blew an 11-point lead in the fourth quarter … tossing a chair as he made his way to the locker room.

Cameras in the arena caught the second-year head coach losing his cool in reaction to Robert Morris erasing a double-digit Phoenix lead in the final three minutes of play with a game-winning layup with 2.4 left on the clock.

Gottlieb disappeared behind the bleachers as he left … only for a chair to come flying into view and smack against the wall.