President Donald Trump might wanna sit down for this news, but “Y.M.C.A.” is not America’s unofficial anthem — not according to Bill Maher, who says Bob Dylan‘s got the perfect tune for our times.

Like a lot of people, Bill’s feeling pretty salty about nearly everything these days, and he unloaded on Friday night’s episode of ‘Real Time’ … using Dylan’s 1989 track, “Everything Is Broken” as a great American metaphor.

Government, health care, education, immigration, media, race relations — take your pick, ’cause Bill says none of it’s working!

He skewered all of D.C., regardless of party, and lamented the fact a country as rich as America is as unhealthy as it is … and really nailed it with this (punch)line: “It’s enough to make you sick, but you can’t afford it.”

The cost of living just about everywhere, but in particular, NYC, really makes no dollars and sense to Bill — and he points out … even IF you’re one of the “haves,” who can afford luxuries like Taylor Swift tickets and Whole Foods groceries, you’re still screwed. Ya just don’t know it yet.

As for immigration — he says, yes, our southern border’s flooded, but there’s good news about who’s staying in Central and South America!

Of course, Maher managed to put some positive spin on all this, reminding his audience there’s almost always a “reasonable centrist position” to deal with America’s issues.

It’s been days since a military helicopter collided with an American Airlines jet flying into Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport … and the Army still refuses to ID the female Black Hawk pilot.

In a Friday update … the Army said her name is not being disclosed at the behest of her family — even though the names of the two other soldiers in the chopper who died were officially identified as Staff Sgt. Ryan Austin O’Hara and Chief Warrant Officer 2 Andrew Loyd Eaves.

No additional explanation was offered as to why the family made the request … but there is speculation it has to do with President Trump casting blame for the deadly accident on the chopper pilot … which he did immediately after the catastrophe that killed a total of 67.

The celebs are busting through the new year and leveling up with even sexier snaps than before 🥵! These pics are almost too much to bare, and we’re confident you’ll do nothin’ but stare!

A tad bit nippy, Bad Bunny braved the NYC cold with a steamin’ hot towel selfie, while Emily Ratajkowski ditched the city’s frigidness for a tropical spot and a red-hot bikini shot. And Justin Bieber shed all layers minus his Calvins — having no shame in his thirst trap game!