Kim Kardashian found the oasis in the desert … scrubbing herself down in a cold bath to get clean while camping, in a moment her sister likened to the beginning of a pornographic movie!

On the newest episode of “The Kardashians” — released Thursday — Kim, Kris Jenner and Khloé Kardashian took a luxury RV out to Joshua Tree, California for an evening of glamping … a choice city girl Kim said had her feeling nasty.

After just one day at the campsite, Kim claimed she’d “never felt dirtier” and needed to shower … ’cause she simply refused to go to bed dusty.

Kim whipped out a loofah — something she says she always carries — and some soap to rub herself down. Watch the clip … she really goes to town on her bod, pouring soap over every inch of her body.

The scene prompted Khloé to say it looked like the “setup of a porn” … totally inappropriate for anyone to watch. Khloé also adds she was worried about getting murdered out in the desert — so, she was on high alert the entire time.

Khloé also mocks her sister’s showering in the episode … exaggerating the way Kim soaped herself up with a series of body rolls and other sexualized motions.

A UK mom walked into an unthinkable situation when she found her 1-year-old consuming her father’s cremated remains … and she even has video of the mortifying situation.

Check out the clip … the Lincolnshire mother, Natasha Emeny, is in disbelief as she analyzes the shocking scene, which shows an empty urn with ashes surrounding it.

She pans the camera across the room to reveal mounds of ashes on her couch … and her son’s orange shirt and mouth covered with them. The redhead tot sounds upset as he appears to realize he did something wrong.

It seems like all is well … as Natasha responded to several concerned commenters under her video, telling one viewer her dad would find the head-turning moment comical and saying she is “nearly” recovered from the incident.

She also told The Sun her son is “absolutely fine” and “didn’t consume much.”

This isn’t the first time someone has made headlines over ingesting a family member’s remains. Fans may remember Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards claimed back in ’07 he snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.

He later retracted his statement … saying people can file it as an April Fools’ joke.

Bianca Censori has split from Kanye West and Ye desperately wants her back, at least according to the rapper’s new song.

In a new song titled, “BIANCA,” Ye’s lyrics make it appear his wife left him over his social media rants where he voiced his support for Nazis and Adolf Hitler.

On the track, Ye raps, “My baby she ran away / But first she tried to get me committed / Not going to the hospital ’cause I am not sick I just do not get it.”

Ye continues, “She’s having a panic attack and she is not liking the way that I tweeted / Until Bianca’s back I stay up all night I’m not going to sleep / I really don’t know where she’s at.”

Ye also reveals he became aware Bianca took off in a car while tracking her whereabouts using his Maybach app. He calls her a “bitch” who just doesn’t understand and may have planned her escape.

Ye partly blames Bianca’s family, rapping that they “want me locked up” and “want me to go on retreat.” Ye goes on to compare his relationship with Bianca to Diddy‘s violent and tumultuous love affair with Cassie.

Ye wraps up the song by begging Bianca to “Come back / Come back to me / I know what I did to make you mad.”

In 2022, Kanye secretly tied the knot with Bianca before ever letting anyone know they were an item. Everything seemed hunky dory as the couple toured the world together with Bianca photographed half naked most of the time.