Corey Holcomb swears he got sucker punched by a female comedian who’s hell-bent on taking him down, physically and financially … so he’s seeking court-ordered protection.

Corey says the comic-on-comic beef started back in December outside the Hollywood Improv … when Cristina Payne put hands on him as his back was turned to her. In the docs, filed Monday in L.A. Superior Court, Corey also claims she hurled a bunch of insults and obscenities worthy of a celebrity roast.

Among the comments Cristina allegedly made — “Your mother is a bitch,” and “Your d*** ain’t s***. That’s why your wrist got broke.” For the record, Corey says his wrist injury was from skateboarding … not masturbation.

Now, in his request for a restraining order against Cristina, Corey also claims she provided TMZ with a video that only shows part of their altercation … excluding her aggression. While it’s true TMZ broke the story about Cristina’s allegation Corey struck her that night, we were never given, nor did we post, a video of their fight.

Congratulations are in order for J.J. Watt and his wife, Kealia … the couple just announced they’re expecting their second child!!

The Watts dropped the big news Monday afternoon … showing off the former National Women’s Soccer League player’s baby bump as their son, Koa, gave it a peck.

There is no word yet on the gender or the due date for the little bundle of joy … but they are all smiles in the photos dropping the news!!

“Can’t wait to welcome new love into our lives,” J.J. said on social media.

The couple welcomed their first child together in October 2022 — after tying the knot in February 2020.

J.J. announced his retirement from the NFL in December 2022 … after dominating the league for 12 seasons.

His brothers T.J. and Derek Watt have yet to react to the post … but we imagine they got an inside scoop well before the public did.

Watt’s huge following was quick to share their excitement over the news … and given the little one’s parents, we take it there’s a bright future in sports if they decide to go that route!!

A$AP Rocky has broken from his routine of arriving at court without saying a word … rolling in today with an important message for a fellow rapper — and no, it’s not A$AP Relli.

We caught up with Rihanna‘s man as he made his way into the downtown Los Angeles courthouse Monday, where he uttered one simple word as he was ushered inside. The word was “Congratulations” — responding to Kendrick Lamar‘s big win at the 2025 Grammys Sunday night.

The celebratory spirit probably didn’t last long for Rocky, who sat through another tense day in court.

As you know, Rocky is on trial, facing 2 charges of felony assault with a semiautomatic weapon, accused of pulling a gun and shooting at former friend A$AP Relli during a 2021 incident in Hollywood.

Relli has been on the stand since last Wednesday, testifying against his former associate. Rocky has maintained the shooting would have been impossible — his lawyer says the gun in question was a prop.

In Monday’s court appearance, Rocky’s attorney, Joe Tacopina, cross-examined Relli over his claims about the night in question … prompting an explosive reaction from Relli, who slammed the lawyer as “slick.”

Relli said from the stand … “I’m on to you. You’re not going to keep tripping me up. I’m on to you!”

While the judge in the case attempted to regain some decorum in the courtroom — even ordering Relli to stop talking at one point — Relli was clearly activated by Rocky’s attorney’s antics, further blasting him as “sneaky.”

This was the last straw for the judge, who snapped … “Don’t be insulting. Stop it. He isn’t insulting you, don’t insult him. Don’t insult any lawyer that’s asking you questions. You’re not doing yourself any good by doing that.”

Relli has since concluded his testimony in the trial … but there have definitely been fireworks since the whole thing began at the end of January.

Rihanna even made a splash by showing up for Rocky not once, not twice, but three times … but was notably absent today.