Alabama Barker is taking all sorts of shots at Bhad Bhabie … exposing her nemesis’ dirty laundry and threatening violence in a new diss track.

Travis Barker‘s daughter made good on her promise and released a clapback track of her own Thursday evening … nearly two weeks after BB made claims about Alabama’s personal life in her song, “Over Cooked.”

AB is now telling her side of the story in the new anthem, called “Cry Bhabie,” accusing the Internet sensation — also known as Danielle Bregoli — of being jealous of her.

She goes on to accuse LV of cheating on Bhabie with her best friend … and that he’s still hitting her up, too.

As Alabama puts it … Bhabie can’t compare to her and threatens some serious violence if her rival tries anything.

Alabama doesn’t hold anything back in her diss track … going so far as to question Bhabie’s parenting by suggesting the mother-of-one isn’t “watching” her daughter, Kali Love.

We’re sure Alabama’s diss track is only pouring salt in Bhabie’s wound … the rapper announced her breakup from Le Vaughn earlier this week.

She vowed to never be seen “with that man ever again” … though, did not share insight into the cause of their split.

Jessica Alba has filed for divorce from Cash Warren … and speaking of cash, sources in the know tell TMZ, there’s no prenup.

Jessica and Cash announced their split back in January, but they made it official Friday. Jessica filed her docs, with the help of disso queen Laura Wasser, and Cash filed immediately thereafter with the help of attorney Adam Lipsic. His docs mirror hers.

Our sources say the divorce is “extremely amicable.”  They’re both asking for joint physical and legal custody of their kids, ages 16, 13 and 7.

As for their assets, it’s all community property … and there’s A LOT. Jessica’s Honest Company is valued at $623 million. As for Cash, he co-founded Pair of Thieves — an underwear and sock company — and it’s valued at around $100 million, but one of our sources says it’s worth way more than that. There are many other assets as well.

Cash was out and about Tuesday with one of his kids — without his wedding ring — and he looked chill.

J&C list the date of separation as December 27th.

A 660-pound Thai woman was too big for a regular ride — so instead, she had to be strapped into a breakdown recovery tow truck to get to the hospital, as seen in this video.

Check it out — paramedics rushed to the home of 36-year-old Chatwisa in Ayutthaya, Thailand, after she started having trouble breathing. When they got there, they found her face down on the bed, slurping sugary milk tea from a bowl next to her mouth.

Paramedics inserted a tracheal tube to help her breathe, then had to knock down a bedroom wall and remove a door. It took more than 20 people to hoist her custom-made metal-framed bed outside to be loaded onto a tow truck — the same kind used to haul two-ton SUVs.

Shocked drivers caught the wild sight on camera as the tow truck rolled through traffic with Chatwisa lying on top — finally making it to Somdej Phra Sangkharat Hospital on Thursday afternoon.

But the struggle wasn’t over yet … getting her off the truck and into the hospital took some more effort.

Docs got to work fast — providing first aid, hooking her up to oxygen and an IV drip while they figure out a recovery plan for her … which included the order to stop eating immediately. She’s currently still in the hospital.