Don’t come for this Altadena bear’s picnic basket — ’cause he’s so jacked, Animal Control couldn’t even tranquilize him to remove him from underneath a suburban home.

Here’s the deal … when a homeowner in the area returned to their home after the evacuation order related to the Eaton Fire near Pasadena was lifted, he called the utility company to get his service turned back on.

But, they said they couldn’t do it — ’cause the guy had a 525-pound bear living underneath his home!

When experts from the California Department of Fish and Wildfire arrived, they took one look at the big ol’ bear and decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to tranquilize this behemoth while he was under the house … so, instead they filled a trap full of delicious goods and waited for the bear to come out.

He came out of the crawlspace within minutes, according to the Fish and Wildlife team, who trapped the creature … and, they took him to Angeles National Forest, where they collared him for future tracking, and ultimately released him.

Neighbors told a local outlet in L.A. that they know the bear from the area — and have affectionately named him “Barry.”

An OnlyFans porn star’s hotel balcony threesome in Brazil took a tragic turn when she plunged to her death.

Anna Beatriz Pereira Alves — AKA “Anna Polly” — was found dead in the ground-floor courtyard of the upscale Mont Blanc Apart Hotel, just northwest of Rio de Janeiro, last week … according to The Sun.

Brazilian authorities are digging into details of her death … as her two male scene partners are telling totally different stories about what went down during their wild filmed hookup.

The autopsy results aren’t out yet, so it’s still unclear if Anna had drugs in her system or if there were signs of sexual violence.

Anna’s boyfriend, Pedro Henrique — who wasn’t part of the incident — took to social media, heartbroken and hoping investigators get to the bottom of what happened.

Anna was 27.

Kamala Harris made a surprise appearance with her husband Doug Emhoff at one of L.A.’s FireAid concerts Thursday night — and the crowd went absolutely wild for the couple.

Check out video obtained by TMZ … the former VP and the Second Gentleman made their big splash while attending the event at the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, California.

Kamala and Doug were all smiles standing side by side and waving at fans who shot cell phone footage of them. The two got to enjoy performances from Billie Eilish, Earth Wind & Fire, Gracie Abrams, Jelly Roll, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Sting and more.

As you know, there were a bevy of other stars who cranked out their hits at the Kia Forum nearby, including John Mayer, Anderson .Paak, Dr. Dre and Joni Mitchell.

Meanwhile, the occasion marked the second time in a week that Kamala and Doug were out and about helping the thousands impacted by the L.A. wildfires.

After losing the 2024 election to Donald Trump, Kamala flew back to L.A. from D.C. with Doug and the pair went to work in a kitchen serving food to people displaced by the fires.