Jessica Alba has filed for divorce from Cash Warren … and speaking of cash, sources in the know tell TMZ, there’s no prenup.

Jessica and Cash announced their split back in January, but they made it official Friday. Jessica filed her docs, with the help of disso queen Laura Wasser, and Cash filed immediately thereafter with the help of attorney Adam Lipsic. His docs mirror hers.

Our sources say the divorce is “extremely amicable.”  They’re both asking for joint physical and legal custody of their kids, ages 16, 13 and 7.

As for their assets, it’s all community property … and there’s A LOT. Jessica’s Honest Company is valued at $623 million. As for Cash, he co-founded Pair of Thieves — an underwear and sock company — and it’s valued at around $100 million, but one of our sources says it’s worth way more than that. There are many other assets as well.

Cash was out and about Tuesday with one of his kids — without his wedding ring — and he looked chill.

J&C list the date of separation as December 27th.

A 660-pound Thai woman was too big for a regular ride — so instead, she had to be strapped into a breakdown recovery tow truck to get to the hospital, as seen in this video.

Check it out — paramedics rushed to the home of 36-year-old Chatwisa in Ayutthaya, Thailand, after she started having trouble breathing. When they got there, they found her face down on the bed, slurping sugary milk tea from a bowl next to her mouth.

Paramedics inserted a tracheal tube to help her breathe, then had to knock down a bedroom wall and remove a door. It took more than 20 people to hoist her custom-made metal-framed bed outside to be loaded onto a tow truck — the same kind used to haul two-ton SUVs.

Shocked drivers caught the wild sight on camera as the tow truck rolled through traffic with Chatwisa lying on top — finally making it to Somdej Phra Sangkharat Hospital on Thursday afternoon.

But the struggle wasn’t over yet … getting her off the truck and into the hospital took some more effort.

Docs got to work fast — providing first aid, hooking her up to oxygen and an IV drip while they figure out a recovery plan for her … which included the order to stop eating immediately. She’s currently still in the hospital.

Jason Kelce can clearly take a joke — even if it’s about his controversial interaction with a fan at the Penn State game last year … ’cause the future Hall of Famer laughed off a jab about his viral f-slur during a savage roast session.

The Philadelphia Eagles legend got on the hot seat during his appearance on Friday’s episode of “Pardon My Take” … when Barstool Sports employee Kate Mannion joined the show to unload some of her most brutal bars.

The segment covered pretty much everything — from Taylor Swift to Mama Kelce to his recent overexposure in the media.

But one quip certainly stood out … as it referenced the November altercation at the Penn State vs. Ohio State game in Happy Valley, when a man called Kelce’s brother, Travis, a homophobic slur — which he repeated.

“Someone got in your face to call your brother the f-slur,” Mannion said … to which Kelce sighed and replied, “Yeah.”

“That used to happen to me too in high school,” Mannion continued. “But my brother was on the robotics team, so it checked out.”

Big Cat, PFT Commenter and Kelce couldn’t help but burst out in laughter … and Mannion had just a few more playful swipes before ultimately expressing her utmost adoration for the guy.

It’s rather interesting … as Kelce previously expressed serious regret over his actions — saying he should have done better at the time.