Justin Herbert and Jaxson Dart might as well break up with their girlfriends now … because a famed astrologist says their relationships aren’t written in the stars.

Richard James — host of the “StarCast Weekly” show — starts out by breaking down the Los Angeles Chargers star QB’s relationship with his pop star better half, Madison Beer … which Richard says is unlikely to work out because they’re both Pisces.

Plus, James isn’t sure the two are sexually compatible … arguing that because Herbo’s Mars is in Aries, he’s more sexually spontaneous … while Madison might be a bit freakier but ultimately looking for something more long-term.

As for Dart — who is dating model Marissa Ayers — James says the Giants’ QB is attracted to her confidence … but communication is key here, and the stars dictate they have a giant issue there.

Both the Chargers and Giants are out of the playoffs … so, they’ll have to wait until next year to win it all … and wait until their next relationship to find happily ever after, if James is right.

The all-girl group, KATSEYE, has been poppin’ off for a minute now, and we are ashamed we haven’t blasted you with their hot shots, so here we are …

Scroll through this hand-selected smoke show, and see if you can score! The crew’s all here: Sophia Laforteza, Manon Bannerman, Daniela Avanzini, Lara Raj, Megan Skiendiel, and Yoonchae Jeung!

Sure, it might be cold out there, but we’re feeling the heat right about now … because we’re sharing Quenlin Blackwell‘s hottest shots!

And it’s the right time to go through them, too, because it’s her big 2-5 on Saturday … and you’d best believe we’re celebrating her birthday!