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If your only plans for the week between Christmas and New Year’s involve your bed, a remote, and zero human interaction … we’re completely on the same page.

And if you’re planning to bed rot all seven days, you definitely need the right supplies. We’ve gathered everything you’ll want for your cozy cocoon of self-care … from plush blankets to mood-boosting candles and heating pads. Your week of end of year bed-cation starts now.

You’ll be comfy and cozy when you’re snuggled up with the UGG Nita Reversible Throw Blanket.

This two-sided blanket features ultra-plush UGG fluff on one side and smooth box stitching on the other. With several neutral color options as well as different sizes, there’s sure to be a blanket that fits right into your home that you’ll be able to use all winter long.

While you’re lounging at home you might as well be giving your skin a refresh, right? The Shark CryoGlow LED Face Mask utilizes red, blue and infrared LEDs for a variety of skin treatments…from chemical-free acne-clearing to anti-aging sessions.

With iQLED Technology, the mask will target between the layers of the skin for effective, seamless coverage without gaps or hot spots. In just minutes, you’ll get radiant and glowy skin…even while you’re rotting in bed. 

Who has the energy to actually hold their devices? Not us. Kick back with a good book propped up on this Kindle and iPad Pillow Stand.

With an easily adjustable angle, you’re able to put it at the optimal height…meaning you’re protecting your neck from strain. It can also fit a variety of other devices including phones and gaming systems so you’ll be thoroughly entertained while you bed rot. 

Don’t you dare think about getting out of bed or off the couch to get refreshments. With the Brumate Era 40 oz Tumbler, you’ll stay hydrated all day long with minimal trips to the kitchen for refills.

It’s 100% leakproof so you won’t have to worry about spills either and and thanks to the BevGuard insulation, your drink will stay cold for up to 24 hours.

The weather’s cold so warm up with this extra large Electric Heating Pad.

Whether you’ve got aches and pains or just need a little extra warmth, this device will help you completely unwind. With settings for both dry and moist heat, as well as three temperature variations, you’re sure to be completely comfortable. Plus, it has a built-in auto shut off so you don’t have to worry in case you doze off to sleep.  

If you’re gonna spend so much time in your room, it better smell nice!

With Christmas officially over, swap out your festive scents with a Capri Blue Volcano Candle, filling your space with the perfect blend of tropical fruits and sugared citrus. And with up to 80 hours of constant burn time it’ll last you until at least New Year’s Eve. 

Don’t worry about the coffee getting cold because with the Nextmug Self-Heating Coffee Mug your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature for hours.

Simply select from three heat settings and enjoy all day. The battery-operated mug holds a long-lasting charge, meaning you can keep sipping while you binge your favorite series.

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The woman who went viral for her drunken brawl with bartenders in San Francisco is seemingly letting the cocktail connoisseurs off the hook … TMZ has learned.

Shireen Afkari has certainly made a name for herself ever since a multi-angled video shows her at a restaurant — arguing with employees and getting physical with patrons filming her — and we are now told the bartenders who body-slammed and tripped Shireen have not been arrested by cops.

SFPD PIO Robert Rueca tells TMZ … there’s no investigation into those two men for their actions in the video ’cause Shireen never filed a police report against them, even though footage shows them slamming her to the ground and seemingly tripping her on purpose.

As we previously reported … while she appeared to make a painful escape in the viral video, Afkari was located by officers and detained for public intoxication. She was then transported to the county jail.

To make matters worse, she was fired from her job at Strava … the fitness app company confirmed her firing via Instagram, saying “We don’t condone violence of any kind and this does not reflect the standards we expect of our team. This past Monday, we made the decision to end the individual’s employment.”

What’s next for Jake Paul after losing to Anthony Joshua?? First of all, some time off to heal his broken jaw … but Most Valuable Promotions co-founder Nakisa Bidarian tells TMZ Sports El Gallo still wants to make up for his loss to Tommy Fury at some point in his career.

We caught up with Bidarian fresh off Friday’s event in Miami … and he said despite the knockout in the sixth round, there were plenty of wins for Paul.

“Every single MVP fighter won on the card other than Jake, but in my mind, Jake won in many other ways as well by showing his heart, his courage, and actually outboxing, from my perspective, Anthony Joshua in round one and round four.”

On top of that, Bidarian said Paul’s massive social media following grew even further — calculating about 600k newcomers on his pages.

As for the money, Bidarian wouldn’t spill on the exact paydays the guys got … but said both Paul and Joshua were compensated “fairly” for setting the sports world on fire Friday night.

Bidarian also denied there were ever any conversations about the fight going a certain number of rounds before Joshua could unload a knockout punch … once again saying any staging or scripting is super illegal … and MVP would never engage in such activity.

When it comes to Fury — Paul’s only other loss on his record — Bidarian admitted El Gallo would still love to get a piece of TNT and make up for that 2023 defeat.

Bidarian said he’d rather not do business with Fury again … calling him “unreliable,” but Paul gets who he wants … just like he got with Joshua.