It’s always your own people! Kim Kardashian revealed she doesn’t have to go online to face mean commenters … she’s got them right in her own house!

The reality star shared some of the wild things her kids say to her in this week’s episode of “The Kardashians.”

Kim joked, “Any time I need a reality check — any time I need to be so humbled — I just go home.”

She explained … “One kid will be like, ‘You’re so lame! I can’t believe you don’t know what this word means.’ Or just like, ‘Uh, when are you gonna get a facelift like Lovey?’ My kids will say crazy things, and I’m just like… ‘Huh…’”

“Lovey” is, of course, matriarch Kris Jenner, who reportedly had the cosmetic procedure done earlier this year. She first turned heads with her new, more youthful appearance in May at Lauren Sanchez Bezos‘ star-studded bachelorette party.

As you know … Kim is mother to daughters Chicago, 7, and North, 12, as well as sons Psalm, 6, and Saint, 10.

While the kids seem to be critical of their mom, one thing they may be impressed by is her new “Fortnite” playable character, dropping Dec. 13.

She joins a long list of celebs who’ve been featured in the “Fortnite” universe … including Eminem, Sabrina Carpenter, and Ariana Grande.

Blueface is publicly fending off his own mother, Karlissa Saffold Harvey, from his tender loins … according to the “Thotiana” rapper, she wants to buss it open for him!!!

The bizarre rant came out of the blue on X, but Blueface appeared to be adamant he doesn’t want his mother meddling in his affairs any longer.

Blue boldly wrote, “Mom we could never have sex I’m not into that please stop being so invested in the women I’m laying down with it’s kinda weird like you jealous or some we can never lay down together you not my type !”

He continued … “Anytime you guys see my mom targeting my lady friends please let her know ‘this is what your son is talking about’ cuz I don’t get the correlation…I just want her to stop sabotaging my relationships !

“My only problem is keeping it to real Ina fake world idk how to be like y’all,” he writes in another tweet.

BF’s comments have interesting timing on the heels of his short-lived ‘ship and breakup with Hazel-E.

We caught up with the “Love & Hip Hop” star out with her new man, and she told us flat-out she feels Karlissa wants to bang Blueface all for herself — Cane Corso doggystyle!!!

Karlissa is demanding Blueface give her an equally public apology, but says she’s willing to cut him out of her show for the sake of cutting out the shenanigans.

Still hyping yourself up to go skydiving? This might just kill the vibe. A skydiver’s parachute got snagged on a plane’s tail at 15,000 feet … and the whole thing is a wild watch!

It happened in North Queensland, Australia … when the guy’s reserve-chute handle snagged on a partially extended wing flap as he jumped … and boom, it deployed mid-exit, leaving him flailing helplessly like a rag doll in a wind tunnel.

According to the Australian Transport Safety Bureau, the guy damaged the plane’s left stabilizer … and the pilot, not knowing there was a whole human dangling off the tail, felt the aircraft suddenly pitch up. Thinking it had stalled, he shoved the controls forward and hit the gas to steady things.

He finally popped his main chute and landed with the rest … walking away with just minor injuries.